Girls of Norway

Vikings are awesome

We are two girls from Norway who believes in trolls, superheros, unicorns, tusser, dwarfs, blånisser, fjøsnisser, rødnisser, the nøkk, the huldra, elfs and other awesome creatures.

About the admines:
Emma is one of the admines, and she is a very big believer in trolls.

Life in Norway #17

Watching a documentary in class:

Life in Norway #16

Our different dialects sometimes makes it very hard for a norwegian to understand another norwegian. Some people from Oslo says: Elg (Moose), people from my place says: Ælj. Everytime someone says elg we laugh of them, and if someone from Oslo would hear us say Ælj instead of Elg, they wouldn’t understand a damn shit. 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NORWAY!!!

When someone from abroad mentions Norway:

Life in Norway #15

Our first reaction when the teacher says we have to go skiing in -35 celsius

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But then we get out in the cold weather we’re all like
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And then the teacher see that we stand still, enjoying the sun, he’s all like

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Life in Norway #14

It’s perfectly normal to sleep outside in a snow cave, when it’s very cold. You can’t go through high school without doing it. 

And it is AWESOME

anthonyhope:

joannaestep:

allthempreg:

ladymalstroem:

donc-desole:

I just want to know who’s the one guy in a sleeping bag just rolling like a log…

Is that a norwegian flag I see?

You make me proud, fellow countrymen.

HE FALLS OUT OF A WINDOW

Chaz, I want to know if Norway was like this all the time, because that would explain so much.

Of course it’s like this all the time. It’s Norway!

I would also like to add, I have a polar bear in my garden. I use it ti get to school !

We are awesome and we know it! 

Congratulations Margaret Berger

Congratulations Margaret Berger! You deserved to win, and you are going to make us proud when you perform “I Feed You My Love” in Sweden.  Again, congratulations!

Life in Norway #13

There’s no such thing as too much snow. 

Life in Norway #12

You just stop saying “Everybody look! It’s a moose in our garden”. Because that’s  normal. It’s like saying: “Everybody look! It’s a bird in the tree!” 

Life in Norway #11

We have some fucking awesome northern lights. 

Life in Norway #10

Spynorsk Mordliste

Thoughts about Norway

What Norway thinks of Norway:
Trolls, Baot is, snow, moose, brown cheese, meatballs, bunad , money

What Sweden thinks of Norway:
“Idiots…..”

What half of the world thinks of Norway:
Money, fish and oil. And snow, lots of snow…

What rest of the world thinks off:
 ??? Norway? What is Norway??? 

Norway is proud of you Harald! You’re gonna make us vikings famous.